By Deskjet 400 Date: 7 November 1999
Once I blew my nose
and whenever it came out
it looked like a waterhose.
Then I went to the school gym
and my girlfriend ate
my phlegm.
And she gave me a big kiss
with the ooey goo on her lips
and I started to think about
potato chips.
Must have been the delicious salt
but if you think real hard...
it was NOT my fault!!!!!!!!!!!!