By Doug Wolf
Date: 29 August 2000
Proposition 1
Given then, that other men
   Have come on bended knee 
To ask and plead, or beg the need 
   Of thine anatomy, 
I come unbowed, unbent and proud 
   Before thee on this day 
To ask thee dear, if thou woulds't like 
   To screw the night away? 
From nose to toes and back again 
   All over thou'd be kissed 
With gentle hands to soft caress 
   The parts I may have missed. 
And if thou still should have a spot 
   In need of special care, 
At thy word, mine lips and tongue 
   Would bring much pleasure there. 
Our friendship dear, hath long been based 
   On love, respect, and trust; 
But now's the time, I think, to add 
   A sweet exquisite lust; 
So if I may be bold, my love 
   (these subtleties, they vex) 
Say the word and I shall bring 
   Much pleasure to thine sex. 
And if I may be bolder still, 
   This arrogance would suit: 
Mozart's not the only one 
   Who's got a "Magic Flute" 
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