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By splatipus Date: 2002 May 24 Comment on this Work [[2002.05.24.17.49.26793]] |
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What would it be like if love was sold in a shop or out of a catalogue? Can you imagine the adverts? LOVE-SAVER £ On a budget? Then this could be the Model for you. A very basic package. Especially suited to those part time lovers who can't make a long-term commitment. STANDARD ££ Looking for reliability without any added extras? This Model will provide all your basic needs. Plus, for a small extra cost, a regular service deal will guarantee lasting commitment DELUXE £££ At a glance this seems similar to the Standard Model, however, regular added luxuries will ensure the love lasts. SUPER-DELUXE ££££ A luxury package that will keep you happy and content for the rest of your life LUCKY DIP ££££££££££££ We will ensure that you meet your Soulmate. This love will blow your mind. However, we cannot guarantee longevity. Either way, you will have experienced the ultimate in love. |