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By Bridget O Date: 2002 Jun 25 Comment on this Work [[2002.06.25.14.04.4014]] |
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This is the order And this is the way things go..... First I get the box out. There are exactly 10 pouches of Scooby Doo gummies. I use my teeth to rip off one side of the package. Then I start walking toward the trashcan and dump out the gummies into my hand. Throw out the package. There are exactly 6 flavors of Scooby Doo gummies. And this is the way things go..... First I eat the yellows, Then orange Then red Then greens Then blues. I used to give the purples to you Because purples make me sick. But for the last three months I've been feeding them to Coal, my dog. Next I run my tongue around my mouth, tasting all of the flavors. Then I wonder how many grape gummies Coal can eat. And remember how sometimes you didn't want my grape gummies but you ate them anyway. And that is the way things go..... |