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By Jon A Submitted by Jon Date: 2002 Jul 08 Comment on this Work [[2002.07.08.00.27.30544]] |
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im just starting to get over the realization that i will never date a super model im stuck with the petite, but beautiful normal, but sexy women of reality baby im stuck with you and im okay with it imagine what sort of sad crap i would write if i ever hooked up with a girl who looked anything like Jennifer Lopez i wish i were famous because then that would automatically mean i can sing and i can act and i can release a book and people will buy it regardless of who actually wrote it i wouldnt need any talent just a name i'd change my name to Jon A and never tell people what the "A" means just so i can keep that sexual mystery on my name i wish i was a rockstar i would have a ton of groupies just begging to give me sexual favors i'd record all of our encounters and release them on the internet just to increase my already growing sexuality i'd work out my abs get chisled and become a sex symbol then ruin it all by making some notorious claim like im bigger than Jesus Christ or I am the chosen one i'd do it just to piss people off so they can burn my records and i could go down in history hands in the air middle finger raised smiling the whole way down to the bottom of the pop scene i'd do the drugs do the girls live the life almost lose my mind then lose it all but i'd still come home to sing just for you baby |