FIRST WORST BOYFRIEND BLUES

let's do this in one take
      somebody wake the drummer
Willie thanked the girls
      let's thank this guy 
turn this one over easy:

easy now -- okay, old boyfriend
  yes, my old boyfriend
    me 
      me 
        me ... me me me

this bad song 
      ain't no sad song
    is for all the wrong 

right on the money
honey -- 
for -- just for
y o u -- ewwwwww ...

           I got the house
bah-bah-bah-bump
        bah-bah-bah-boom
        you pick the tune ...

I want to thank ya
    for all ya taught me
              what would I do 
               without 
                           you
                               u
                                 u
                                   u


Loverboy, this song,
    this blues song,
        has realllllly --
            been too long
                in the works  
                    for youuuu ...

The way you hurt me
    back then it was 
        so newww ..

Oh, 
       since I've known you
          I've seen so many 
                       like you ...

Sugar, 
           I am so glad
           I am SO glad
bah-da-da bah-da-da
bah---da---da
    we're thruuuuuu ...

So how, 
  how can I ever 
    thank,
      yeah, 
        how can I ever 
thank,
BABY! ewwwwwwwww wee 
         how can I really, really
         reallllllllllllly ... 
         for ALL you taught me!
Thank ---------------- youoooo!

    BAH-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA
            BOOM-BOOM
              Thank YOU!

(c) 1965-2002 Maggie Mink 
    aka Rennie Lorca