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By B.K. Date: 2002 Sep 14 Comment on this Work [[2002.09.14.14.04.12054]] |
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You’ve been entombed In that God-forsaken desert For about a gillion years And I’ve been patiently waiting You see the first time I saw you Drag your leg across that screen I knew you were mine I’d get so excited I’d almost wet my pants And now soon I’ll get to unwind All that long lost time I’ve got a gallon of Obsession and lots Of Lysol waiting for you Darlin First I’m going to lean over and blow All the sand from between your ears Then I’ll kiss you long and hard Wow I had no idea mummies had pecs like this Don’t worry Darlin we can super glue The belly button back in place Nice long arms, hey watch it with those fingers I think they make viagra for Mummies now Watch out with that thang Oh Darlin, mmm You’ve still got plenty of spring action Check it out mmmm Baby it’s time to drag it on home I’m tired of being the Queen of De’Nile Lets both unwind Just you and me Mummy doing the “Monster Mash” To our own super sexy Music City Beat. I Love You My Mummy! ©bk2002 |