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By splatipus Date: 2002 Nov 28 Comment on this Work [[2002.11.28.16.12.23949]] |
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Hic! Hi! I'm the Christmas Cupid The Boss has put me on 'Office Party Patrol' this year Hic! Oops, missed again There goes the eggnog Shouldn't have had that last Hot Cider! Hmmm, Now he looks like his Christmas balls Deserve a bit of adoration Who shall we....? Ah, seen her, That bit of sweetness over there And gawd, do we need to get her off That Christmas Song Kare-oke! OK, I'm going for the full Lust Thrust Ready...Aim.....Hic Shit! Cinnamon Stars everywhere So near and yet so far... Hic! Oh, stuff this, I'm off to gatecrash the Angels party Think I'll flutter my eyelashes At that one called Gabriel I'm sure a little bit of embracing Under my snow-flake blanket Will thaw his frost. Hic! Better take a few extra arrows just in case! |