my luck in guys and love ....

there was this bad dawg, lone wolf
and then a depressing lounge lizard
it's been a real zoo lately in dating
like coming single right offa the ark

so i took a long walk off a short pier
and met a great white shark this year
impressive smile, he brought a toothy grin
up to my chin, in the blue, the air thin
so i kissed him real hard
then he cocked his tail
as i gurgled, "KILLER WHALE!"
and he flipped me back up on the hard

but i just couldn't quit thinking of him
so today i suited up for a swim

he's got a tough hide, but a soft side
if he's not hungry, might take me for a ride
behind every bad boy is a lonely sad boy
probably loaded with tales fin to fin
oh! see his fin coming in!!
so i've packed a picnic, a poem and a pen
i don't want to miss a word outta hi^^^^^^

(c) 2003 Maggie Mink aka Rennie Lorca