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By Willie Survive Submitted by jwb71913 Date: 2004 Jun 24 Comment on this Work [[2004.06.24.17.07.26422]] |
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DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish......................................49 Adventurous................. Slept with everyone Athletic................................ No tits Average looking......................... Ugly Beautiful.................... Pathological liar Contagious Smile........... Does a lot of pills Emotionally Secure...................... On medication Feminist.......................................... Fat Free spirit.................................... Junkie Friendship first.......................... Former slut Fun.......................................... Annoying New-Age............ Body hair in the wrong places Old-fashioned............................. No BJs Open-minded................................. Desperate Outgoing...................... Loud and Embarrassing Passionate............................... Sloppy drunk Professional.................................... Bitch Voluptuous................................... Very Fat Large frame................................. Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate............................... Stalker > WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want.. 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? > MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay Let's be careful out there boys |