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By Misti Date: 2004 Aug 13 Comment on this Work [[2004.08.13.20.51.15003]] |
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SCENE ONE Allison: I just love Olive Garden. It's so cool that we live in the Southwest but can still enjoy Italian food. I just love Albuquerque. There are so many great restaurants and museums and places to shop here. Sammy: Yeah. Would you like another glass of wine? Allison: Yes! Thank you. Sammy, I just loved your ad. There aren't many guys like you out there. You seem to have a really good heart. Sammy: I do. I have a big heart. It makes it hard for me because I am so easily hurt. Allison: Oh, I am so sorry to hear that. Have you been dumped a lot? Sammy: Yeah. I don't make a lot of money and I know I'm not the best-looking guy in the world. I'm no Brad Pitt. And I don't have much personality to speak of. I'm no Adam Sandler. I can't make people laugh very much. I have a lot of love to give. For most girls, that just isn't enough. Allison: That's enough for me. I would love to be loved by you. Sammy: More wine? Allison: Yes, please. SCENE TWO Allison: Oh, wow, I love this apartment. Is that a futon? Sammy: Yeah. Wanna have sex on it? Allison: Will you call me tomorrow? Sammy: Yeah, babe. This is not a one time deal. I want to spend a lot of time with you. Allison: Make love to me, Sammy. I need you. Sammy: I need you, too. Very badly. (generic porno music begins to play) Allison: Oh, yes. Yes. That's good. Sammy: How good is it. Allison: It's real good. Sammy: Are you going to have an orgasm? Allison: Um...no...not yet. It's not that good. But keep doing it. Sammy: Want me to do it harder and faster? Allison: No, the speed you're at now works for me. Sammy: Oh, yeah. Yeah. This is good. I am falling in love with you. Very deeply. Allison: I'm falling in love with you, too. Sammy: Are you on birth control? Allison: No, but don't worry about it. Sammy: Don't worry about it? I don't want to get you pregnant. Allison: Why not? Sammy: I just met you! Allison: Oh, yeah. Well, if I get pregnant that means we are destined to do this for the rest of our lives. Sammy: Let me find a condom. |