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By Anon. Submitted by iwan pritchard Date: 2004 Oct 28 Comment on this Work [[2004.10.28.12.53.1250]] |
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A few minutes before services started, Satan suddenly appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate -- except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was manifest. And Satan strode up and said, "Don't you know who I am?" "Yep, sure do." "Don't you realize I can kill you with a word and curse you with agony for all eternity?" "Don't doubt it for a minute," he said. "Well then, why aren't you terrified?" Satan asked. "Been married to your sister for 33 years," he calmly replied. |