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By B.K. Date: 2007 Nov 15 Comment on this Work [[2007.11.15.21.58.1133]] |
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Your Momma is the Cola who ate all the carrots And whole wheat pancakes with no syrup You will be the Kit-Kat (I’ll call you that) Named for your Great Grandmother A pretty and very tough lady (I’m sure you’ll get a gene or two of that family goo) That’s the side I’m related to you on I’m your great Aunt Sissy the eccentric one That writes poetry and Likes all the weird stuff from the past I don’t have a pet name for your Daddy yet But now that you are here I guess I’ll have to decorate him with one Your brother Nick He’s the whirlinator (Tried to kill me one time on a dangerous ride at the fair) He still thinks it’s funny He calls your Daddy Scotty He called me today, said he had already held you twice That means he likes you a lot Your big brother’s is called the Gator boy His real name is Brandon I still have his slingshot hidden away in my china cabinet He used to ride his bike to my house to play chess He’s all grown up now I bet he can teach you how to play chess too Just knock down his king and say “I Win!” I set up your horoscope today And you will definitely want it your way With that moon sign you’ll be determined to get it too Sun in Scorpio, Rising sign Aquarius Your moon in Capricorn All I will say for now is “Watch Out World” Here comes Miss Katherine Serenity Born on a sunny day not a moment too soon Welcome Little Darlin With Kisses From Your Great Aunt Sissy |