By ~Harem~ Date: 2008 Dec 04 Comment on this Work [[2008.12.04.18.23.10627]] |
I was young and inexperienced and out with my girlfriends that night. We all had too much to drink and we were all eyeing the bartender who was fabulously handsome. I think I was the mosty tipsy one at the table. My friends dared me to go up to the bar and talk to him. So I agreed. They told me to go right up to him and order a popular drink called a "slow comfortable screw" (its a real drink made of slow gin - southern comfort - and a screwdriver) screwdriver = orange juice and vodka. Well I stumbled up to the bar and sat half stewed - trying to look sexy and deep into his eyes. He had a towel over his arm, and leaned close to me and asked me what I would like to order. He moved his face so close to mine that I was so tempted to steal a kiss and run. But no, I had remembered the bet and proceeded to ask him for a "Slow Comfortable Screw" - and low and behold - I Did it ! - But instead of getting a bravo round of applause from my friends, they burst out into uncontrollable Laughter. Why ? What did I do wrong ? Even though I was pretty drunk - I managed to blush and feel embarassed. When I got back to the table - I asked my friends what they were laughing about. It was then that they told me that I had asked the bartender for a ------- "a good oldfashioned screw" - oh my god, I can't believe I said that - I had really screwed that up. I went back to the bartender and apologized - and all he did was *wink at me and say - Do you still want what you ordered ? In amazement I said - is that really a drink too ? - He then said - "No, but I get off work in an hour - Can you wait till then ?" That was a night that I will never forget - and a deed that my friends threw in my face - for what seemed like - Forever. ```````````` |