By chris Date: 2009 Aug 21 Comment on this Work [[2009.08.21.19.30.18969]] |
The question "How will the world end?" at last has an answer. It is: August 21, 2009 via an email that bounced its way to you from servers in places whose names you can't even pronounce (no warning, no need to announce what was coming. Why?). Time? Time flies. But yeah, the hands on the clock would just so happen to read 10:05. AM. (Choose any time zone.) Don't bother checking your phone for any unread texts because there will be none. You knew this HAD to come next - service cut off for non-payment of emotional funds. And don't bother running to the desert the ocean Starbucks the mountains - just chill... If you can, be elated. Take your socks off and step in to the gushing fountain of misery you painstakingly created. |