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By Enchanted Date: 2011 Nov 22 Comment on this Work [[2011.11.22.17.55.17532]] |
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Love should come with a disclaimer: No promise can be made to last longer than a 2 to 5 year period and as short as a 2 to 3 week period. There is possibility that the feeling of euforia is only temperary. May only be an infatuation and not real love. Love should come with directions: Handle with care Go out often Do not come home later than 20 minutes when expected Call at least once an hour until together. Remember to remind your partner how much you love them. Love should come with a warning: Do not leave alone for extended periods of time. May lead to obsession and stalking. POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS: CHILDREN DIVORCE BROKEN HEART |