"All women are either girls, women, or men. And all men are either 
 men, boys, or hairdressers [...] Sigourney Weaver is a man. Jane Fonda 
 is a man. Diane Keaton is a girl. Jessica Lange is a woman. Mel Gibson 
 is a boy, Clint Eastwood is a man. Cary Grant is a hairdresser."
        --Cynthia Heimel quoting Felicity quoting Will Wenham's theory