What is it to be in love? Well, I'm in love, and it means you feel 
you have sailed into port. At the end of the road, after each day of 
the petty struggle for power and glory, I get to be with this marvelous 
human being whose company is continually interesting, whom I admire, 
who can speak the truth to me, who I am loyal to and fond of to an 
excessive degree, whom I crave being naked with, and who reciprocates 
these feelings. There is deep bass drumming and there is also a high 
degree of civility, I believe. And it does exist. And it's worth your 
time and trouble to find a person you can be in love with. Surely there 
are many men you could be in love with, maybe as many as 214, and all 
you need to do is come across one of them when the stars are shining 
and the light is right for your complexion. He'll look at you and 
fasten himself to you for the rest of the evening and it'll be all you 
can do to shuck him and after a while you'll give up on it and marry him.
         --Mr. Blue