The assistant's dark hair was messy. She is wearing sloppily applied red lipstick; 
a short black skirt with no stockings; a rumbled black V-neck sweater (at least she 
is wearing a bra); clunky black shoes. She looks like (pardon the expression) someone 
rode her hard and put her away wet. 
	--4 Blondes, Candace Bushnell