"There's an old joke. Uh, two elderly women are at a Catskills mountain resort, 
 and one of 'em says, 'Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.' The other 
 one says, 'Yeah, I know, and such small portions.' Well, that's essentially how 
 I feel about life. Full of loneliness and misery and suffering and unhappiness, 
 and it's all over much too quickly."
	--Woody Allen, Annie Hall